Hello World,
Welcome to my city, the best city, Pimp City. Now, you may hear some things about me that just aren't true, like how I'll do anything for you if you keep my pockets fat, but that's just not true. I'll do anything for this great city and the people who live here, that's what is true.
Our people are just like you, we are law abiding citizens trying to live our lives. If you hold the word "Pimp" to mean something negative, that's not our fault -- that's your own broken thinking. Come visit us and see what we're all about.
Get down by exploring our city's sights, sounds & quality products, then go meet some of the playas who live here, but whatever you do, you better not miss the boys who made our lil town slap, Dukey & Bunney Mack. Just make sure your pockets are right before you get here so you don't miss out on any of the tasty treats Pimp City is known for -- and don't forget to leave a donation at my office before you leave.
-Mayor Fatpockets
Welcome to my city, the best city, Pimp City. Now, you may hear some things about me that just aren't true, like how I'll do anything for you if you keep my pockets fat, but that's just not true. I'll do anything for this great city and the people who live here, that's what is true.
Our people are just like you, we are law abiding citizens trying to live our lives. If you hold the word "Pimp" to mean something negative, that's not our fault -- that's your own broken thinking. Come visit us and see what we're all about.
Get down by exploring our city's sights, sounds & quality products, then go meet some of the playas who live here, but whatever you do, you better not miss the boys who made our lil town slap, Dukey & Bunney Mack. Just make sure your pockets are right before you get here so you don't miss out on any of the tasty treats Pimp City is known for -- and don't forget to leave a donation at my office before you leave.
-Mayor Fatpockets